Killing Productivity

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• Practice makes perfect. The more I drive drunk the better I get at it. 68 days ago
• I'm going to start a Smashing Pumpkins cover band. We'll be called Smashing Eggplant. 70 days ago
• I feel embarassment when I order a gas station hot dog...only pride is felt as I eat it though. 72 days ago
• There's a perfect "Golden Hour" of drunkeness where I can channel all the great minds of the world. I just have a problem staying there. 73 days ago
• Just now found out that @Rifftrax is on Netflix...#neverleavinghouse 79 days ago
• RT @C4Liberty: We #StandWithRand! Now stand with us to fight back: https://t.co/yzuZEbwTml http://t.co/RD39PCqeKc 79 days ago retweeted via C4Liberty
• I've been seeing a lot more Asia-centric ads spit at me by Google...when did they start tracking my PornHub activity? 80 days ago
• After a night of drinking, It's always a relief to walk out to your car and see the hood not covered in blood... 80 days ago

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