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An unconventional way to lose weight

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Dateline QUINTON, Va.

A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald’s. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

Chris Coleson tipped the scales at 278 pounds in December. The 5-foot-8 Coleson now weighs 199 pounds and his waist size has dropped from 50 to 36. (source and the rest of the story)

I am telling you, this guy has nothing on Jared of Subway fame.

This is an actual deadline - Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) — Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sgt. Jim Robison said.

Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers. (Source)

Really, how did this get past the proofreaders.

Search for Chuck Norris

Where is Chuck Norris?  Go to Google and enter “find chuck norris.”  Then push the “I’m feeling lucky button.”  See what happens.

A prayer for Super Tuesday

Hillary prays

via: http://bitsandpieces.us/?p=112

Unsual choice in fashion photo of the day….so far

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Obi-Wan Kenobi buys a used car

Holy Christmas excess batman!

Dateline United Kingdom…

One thing was certain: the man in the hat with a bulbous nose seen walking up the driveway at 4am wasn’t Santa Claus. After all, Christmas was still nine months away.

And what he left behind was a message distinctly lacking in seasonal goodwill: black paint daubed over three suburban homes causing £600 worth of damage. The finger of suspicion did, however, point towards the victims’ neighbour Vic Moszczynski, a 51-year-old former firefighter, who was embroiled in a long-running feud with them over the 22,000 fairy lights with which he festooned his mansion in upmarket Sonning-on-Thames, Berkshire.

His Yuletide extravaganza had so annoyed them that, after enduring 18 years of his yo-ho-ho antics, they could take no more and protested to the council and police about the disruption it caused to their lives when coachloads of visitors turned up to admire it.

They complained their lives were being made a misery by people shouting, and that petty crime in the road had soared because of the influx of visitors. Some even claimed they were forced to take sleeping pills to blank out the disturbances.

As a result, Mr Moszczynski, whose lights have raised £55,000 for charity, had a court injunction served on him last year forcing him to scale down his decorations to 300 lights, four 7ft tall inflatable cartoon characters, eight 30-ft strips of rope lighting and two light moulds in the ground in his front garden.  (read the rest here)

Best Political Ad ever

This has been making the rounds and is possibly the best political ad ever made…Huck/Chuck!

Typo of the day…so far

 Let me see….the fire makes me hot…the opposite of road rage…bring in the haz mat team…

via: http://digg.com/television/I_REALLY_hope_this_is_a_typo

Don’t forget to Google your date

Found at: http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/make-sure-to-google-your-dates-brains-out/

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